Quotes from everywhere and nowhere

Some random Movie Quotes

• ''That's good. You lie there and be ironical.'' - Mal, Firefly
• ''Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a care bear, with fangs.'' - Cordelia, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
• ''One of us has been drinking, and I'm sad to say it isn't me.'' - Doyle, Angel
• "Riddle me this riddle me that, whos afraid of the big black bat." - The Joker Batman

Some random Comic Quotes

Diffrence between maniacs an crazy people.
A maniac will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo.
A crazy person will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo but he will be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time. - George Carlin

Some random quotes from irc

Love is when you're capable of changing something in yourself. You do it for her.
Love is when you think about her, and what she needs, instead of thinking just about you and what you want.
Love is more than the love you see in movies and hear in songs.
Love is more than words, but if you feel it, and you mean it, say it. - ZXSpectrum

Love is when you wake up in the morning and fart loudly just to hear a lovely voice from kitchen good morning dear, the coffee is ready.
Love is when you see her in the morning without make up, hair like a mess and pillow full of wet because she has snored whole night and you still find her the most amazing thing in your life.
Love is when you realize that how empty the house is when she is away (even when it is the only time to go through your secret xxx folder). - Sniperfin

 

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